The University of Michigan claims that they are better than us, the poor slobs of the world. They claim there is a "Michigan Difference." They claim that their players are "Michigan Men," some sort of mythical being that is superior to the average football player. But he truth is that Michigan has a 1/2 more National Titles than Minnesota during my dad's lifetime. Their 106,201 fans that pack Michigan Stadium make a night at the Ordway seem rowdy. Jim Harbaugh, one of their own, blasted the alleged academic superiority of their student-athletes. Last year, while being ranked #5, they lost to Appalachian St., a 1-AA team that was visiting the Big House. It was starting to look like things couldn't get any worse.
Fortunately, they now have this man leading them.
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