And Reusse's 2008 Turkey of the Year is
Yes i guessed it right....MARIAN GABORIK.
Heres Reusse's Explanation
We're now ready for the Grand Turkey -- and for the first time the winner is a ghost ... Marian Gaborik.
He was invisible for the Wild in the playoffs last spring. He's been invisible for the past seven weeks after allegedly suffering a mid-torso injury in an intense game of Hacky Sack.
Between these disappearances, Gaborik turned down the Wild's long-term offer for many millions.
Sad to say, the Turkey Committee couldn't locate Gaborik to invite him to the banquet and to hear our clarion call for change. Of course, in Marian's case, change could come in the simple act of playing a game.
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