Golden Nuggets for 12.4.08
Instead of stretching to find something to lead this with today--and becahse I'm damn exhausted--I want to instead issue a challenge.
The 173 Twins bloggers have a knack of creating interesting lame nicknames for players (think Go-Go), I'm wondering if The Daily Gopher community can put its collective mind together and give a few of our key basketball players a nickname they can be proud of.
Throw out your thoughts below. We absolutely need a way to build up Damian Johnson. Big Ten country and the nation needs to know about him. Heck, the damn local paper didn't mention his superb game against UVA becuase he did things that show up in columns of the stat sheet that don't tabulate scoring production.
So, let's brand DJ, and perhaps Al Nolen and Colt Iverson?
- From Scout, four of Brewster's 2009 commits have been named to the AP All-State team. They are tight end Ra'Shede Hageman, tackle Ed Olson, tackle Josh Campion and defensive lineman Matt Garin. Two tackles. Nice.
- FoxSports.com has good things to say about Colton Iverson.
- Does anyone else enjoy reading Down with Goldy but you're not exactly sure why? After 6W told me I was wrong about Miami v. Ohio State, to which I now respond that 6W was wrong about Minnesota v. Colorado State, I did enjoy this line: "Busch = one catch, one shot." Clear, crisp, accurate and understandable prose at its absolute finest.
- There was a reason why I haven't published my picks for the Big ten basketball regular season. Before the season started I would have quickly tapped Purdue to win the conference. I've loved them since before it was cool to love them. But they didn't impress me against Oklahoma and if you read Purdue blog Off the Tracks, you'll see that Duke exposed quite a few weaknesses. Then again, maybe it was just Duke.
- I link to anyone who says I made "keen observations," but in this case there is the added benefit of a unbiased and positive view of Tubby's Gophers. From Hoopraker:
The Damian Johnson Fan Club: PJS runs down some keen observations from last night UVA game at The Daily Gopher. Suffuce it to say, in year two, Tubby Smith has the makings of something special in Minnesota. Led by the talented and, as of today, under the radar players Damian Johnson and Al Nolen, the Gophers controlled Virgina in Williams Arena last night. Johnson, in particular, is a pure joy to watch, effecting shots and passes on defense on seemingly every possession. Add to the equation the highly skilled freshman post player Colton Iverson and the development of Blake Hoffarber as a reliable jump shooter, Minnesota is poised to challenge Illinois as the most improved team in the Big Ten. It’ll be fun to see the Gophers run through the league this year.
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Yankton, Ragun Cajun, Lil Al. And I came up with none of these!
by From The Barn on
Dec 4, 2008 8:28 AM CST
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Seriously....
….Hoopraker needs to learn how to type. “Effecting shots?” How about “affecting shots?”
Isn’t grammar taught in journalism school?
As to “building up” Damian Johnson, how about just letting him play well? The best players don’t need others to toot their horn. If he plays well enough, people will find out about him.
by JG2112 on
Dec 4, 2008 8:32 AM CST
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This was supposed to be a little fun!!!!
Maroon and Gold Headquarters: The Daily Gopher
by PJS on
Dec 4, 2008 12:34 PM CST
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Agree to disagree
These kids absolutely need some nicknames, I agree their games need to speak for themselves but let’s give the media a little something to play with here:
lets see…
Damian Johnson: I like “DJ Swat”
Colten Iverson: Colt 45 works for me
Al Nolen: Absolute Zero
by Carlitos Way on
Dec 4, 2008 10:27 AM CST
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Colton
I mean why would the kid pick 45 if he didn’t want us to call him: Colt 45.
Love Absolute Zero – CW!
by HutchLeaderGuy on
Dec 4, 2008 10:47 AM CST
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Iverson if his jersey # really is #45 (I’m not fact checking once again), then he absolutely has to be nicknamed Colt-45.
Hoffarber – can we please call him The Hoff? or am I the only one who likes that one?
Nolen – Absolute Zero is sweet and gets my vote
DJ – he probably has a ton of viable nicknames out there. personally I’d go with Gumby.
Guys who need something…
Busch – “”http://www.whatelsemedia.com/" target="new">What Else?"
Devoe – Canadian themed nickname is a must
what you say here can, and will, be used against you
by GopherNation on
Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM CST
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Busch clarification
What Else should be his nickname based on on the link I tried to link. http://www.whatelsemedia.com/
what you say here can, and will, be used against you
by GopherNation on
Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM CST
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From a post on your link:
In front of announced crowd of 11,377, Busch scored 13 points as the Gophers defeated St. Cloud State 88-80. Rumor has it that high-ranking officials were heard yelling “what else?” after each score by the junior forward.
But then that might break the rules of creating your own nickname…
by InflectionPoint on
Dec 4, 2008 11:33 AM CST
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that is awesome
I don’t care if it is kind of self-given. Travis “what else” Busch is going to be what you’ll read any time I post something.
what you say here can, and will, be used against you
by GopherNation on
Dec 4, 2008 12:13 PM CST
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What else is genius!
And absolute Zero is PERFECT! Cause that brotha’s D is COLD!
by TSAX on
Dec 4, 2008 12:46 PM CST
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Absolute Zero = brilliant
Colt 45 = necessary
If we need short hitting nicknames then Hoff works for Hoffarber but if its an actually title like the “galloping ghost” then
Hoffarber must = “The Minnetonka Miracle Man” its been said before elsewhere but its an excellent fit
by tubbytime20 on
Dec 4, 2008 12:58 PM CST
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Hoffarber = Horse
Because of his penchant for making H-O-R-S-E shots.
Absolute Zero is a good one for Nolen.
by rencito on
Dec 4, 2008 1:27 PM CST
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Blake (Trey)-farber
Love Absolute Zero as well CW
Colt 45 works well
DJ- The “Satan of Swat”
by Narby on
Dec 4, 2008 2:40 PM CST
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the Satan of Swat?
why Satan?
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by GopherNation on
Dec 4, 2008 2:57 PM CST
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it's just like that song "the satans of swing."
Actually I guess it’s the whole “damian, the omen” thing.
Works pretty well with “Damn-J” if you ask me.
by plinytheelder on
Dec 4, 2008 3:09 PM CST
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Satans?!
Hehe, this is funny. Either way…. joking Satans or play on Sultans. I chuckled.
by InflectionPoint on
Dec 4, 2008 3:39 PM CST
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Seems obvious
Maybe he will change his name to Damien to fit a little better. It’s just one letter.
The Sultan of Swat was already taken with the whole Babe Ruth thing and the Beelzebub of Swat just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
by Narby on
Dec 4, 2008 4:18 PM CST
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DJ=Chairman of the Boards
So I came up with these ideas a long time ago when I found out that “Tubbytown” was going to be the marketing slogan for this year’s MBB season (last year was “It’s Tubby Time”).
Damian Johnson = “Chairman of the Boards”
Blake Hoffarber = “The Mayor” (stolen from Fred Hoiberg, I admit)
Colton Iverson = “City Council Man-Child” (alright, I’m stretching a bit there)
Okay so the last two are mediocre, but you have to admit “Chairman of the Boards” is pure gold.
by twinsfan21 on
Dec 4, 2008 9:14 PM CST
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Here's a few
Busch- “Head for the mountains!”
Carter- “The Rock from Little Rock”
Joesph- “The Foreign Fiend”
Iverson- “The Yanker from Yankton”
Westbrook- “Best Western”
But I agree, Colt 45 fits best for Colton.
by MinnMarchDTF on
Dec 4, 2008 11:29 PM CST
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Devoe
Air Canada or Canadian Sensation
An 18 year old nicknamed after malt liquor just doesn’t seem the best.
by From The Barn on
Dec 5, 2008 7:04 AM CST
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Let me compile a little
Locks
Nolen – Absolute Zero
Iverson – Colt 45
Up for Debate – my personal favs…
DJ – Chairman of the Boards
Busch – What Else
Joseph – Air Canada
Carter – Little Rock (The Rock from Little Rock is too long, but Little Rock works imo)
Needs Work
Hoffarber – the Mayor is bad, the Hoff is lame
Westbrook – Best Western isn’t bad, but this one might be tough
Abu-Shamala – how about Jamal my feet are slower than a camal Abu-Shamala
Jon Williams – can we call him bench?
Sampson – RSIII is acceptable and easy but not exactly creative.
what you say here can, and will, be used against you
by GopherNation on
Dec 5, 2008 8:50 AM CST
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