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Instead of stretching to find something to lead this with today--and becahse I'm damn exhausted--I want to instead issue a challenge.

The 173 Twins bloggers have a knack of creating interesting lame nicknames for players (think Go-Go), I'm wondering if The Daily Gopher community can put its collective mind together and give a few of our key basketball players a nickname they can be proud of.

Throw out your thoughts below. We absolutely need a way to build up Damian Johnson. Big Ten country and the nation needs to know about him. Heck, the damn local paper didn't mention his superb game against UVA becuase he did things that show up in columns of the stat sheet that don't tabulate scoring production.

So, let's brand DJ, and perhaps Al Nolen and Colt Iverson?

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    The Damian Johnson Fan Club: PJS runs down some keen observations from last night UVA game at The Daily Gopher. Suffuce it to say, in year two, Tubby Smith has the makings of something special in Minnesota. Led by the talented and, as of today, under the radar players Damian Johnson and Al Nolen, the Gophers controlled Virgina in Williams Arena last night. Johnson, in particular, is a pure joy to watch, effecting shots and passes on defense on seemingly every possession. Add to the equation the highly skilled freshman post player Colton Iverson and the development of Blake Hoffarber as a reliable jump shooter, Minnesota is poised to challenge Illinois as the most improved team in the Big Ten. It’ll be fun to see the Gophers run through the league this year.

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Yankton, Ragun Cajun, Lil Al. And I came up with none of these!

by From The Barn on Dec 4, 2008 8:28 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Seriously....

….Hoopraker needs to learn how to type. “Effecting shots?” How about “affecting shots?”

Isn’t grammar taught in journalism school?

As to “building up” Damian Johnson, how about just letting him play well? The best players don’t need others to toot their horn. If he plays well enough, people will find out about him.

by JG2112 on Dec 4, 2008 8:32 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Agree to disagree

These kids absolutely need some nicknames, I agree their games need to speak for themselves but let’s give the media a little something to play with here:
lets see…

Damian Johnson: I like “DJ Swat”
Colten Iverson: Colt 45 works for me
Al Nolen: Absolute Zero

by Carlitos Way on Dec 4, 2008 10:27 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Colton

I mean why would the kid pick 45 if he didn’t want us to call him: Colt 45.
Love Absolute Zero – CW!

by HutchLeaderGuy on Dec 4, 2008 10:47 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

nicknames

Iverson if his jersey # really is #45 (I’m not fact checking once again), then he absolutely has to be nicknamed Colt-45.
Hoffarber – can we please call him The Hoff? or am I the only one who likes that one?
Nolen – Absolute Zero is sweet and gets my vote
DJ – he probably has a ton of viable nicknames out there. personally I’d go with Gumby.

Guys who need something…
Busch – “”http://www.whatelsemedia.com/" target="new">What Else?"
Devoe – Canadian themed nickname is a must

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Busch clarification

What Else should be his nickname based on on the link I tried to link. http://www.whatelsemedia.com/

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Dec 4, 2008 11:04 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

From a post on your link:

In front of announced crowd of 11,377, Busch scored 13 points as the Gophers defeated St. Cloud State 88-80. Rumor has it that high-ranking officials were heard yelling “what else?” after each score by the junior forward.

But then that might break the rules of creating your own nickname…

by InflectionPoint on Dec 4, 2008 11:33 AM CST up reply actions   0 recs

that is awesome

I don’t care if it is kind of self-given. Travis “what else” Busch is going to be what you’ll read any time I post something.

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Dec 4, 2008 12:13 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

What else is genius!

And absolute Zero is PERFECT! Cause that brotha’s D is COLD!

by TSAX on Dec 4, 2008 12:46 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nicknames

Absolute Zero = brilliant
Colt 45 = necessary

If we need short hitting nicknames then Hoff works for Hoffarber but if its an actually title like the “galloping ghost” then
Hoffarber must = “The Minnetonka Miracle Man” its been said before elsewhere but its an excellent fit

by tubbytime20 on Dec 4, 2008 12:58 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Hoffarber = Horse

Because of his penchant for making H-O-R-S-E shots.

Absolute Zero is a good one for Nolen.

by rencito on Dec 4, 2008 1:27 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

nicknames

Blake (Trey)-farber
Love Absolute Zero as well CW
Colt 45 works well
DJ- The “Satan of Swat”

by Narby on Dec 4, 2008 2:40 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

the Satan of Swat?

why Satan?

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Dec 4, 2008 2:57 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

it's just like that song "the satans of swing."

Actually I guess it’s the whole “damian, the omen” thing.

Works pretty well with “Damn-J” if you ask me.

by plinytheelder on Dec 4, 2008 3:09 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Satans?!

Hehe, this is funny. Either way…. joking Satans or play on Sultans. I chuckled.

by InflectionPoint on Dec 4, 2008 3:39 PM CST up reply actions   0 recs

Seems obvious

Maybe he will change his name to Damien to fit a little better. It’s just one letter.

The Sultan of Swat was already taken with the whole Babe Ruth thing and the Beelzebub of Swat just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

by Narby on Dec 4, 2008 4:18 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

DJ=Chairman of the Boards

So I came up with these ideas a long time ago when I found out that “Tubbytown” was going to be the marketing slogan for this year’s MBB season (last year was “It’s Tubby Time”).

Damian Johnson = “Chairman of the Boards”
Blake Hoffarber = “The Mayor” (stolen from Fred Hoiberg, I admit)
Colton Iverson = “City Council Man-Child” (alright, I’m stretching a bit there)

Okay so the last two are mediocre, but you have to admit “Chairman of the Boards” is pure gold.

by twinsfan21 on Dec 4, 2008 9:14 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Here's a few

Busch- “Head for the mountains!”
Carter- “The Rock from Little Rock”
Joesph- “The Foreign Fiend”
Iverson- “The Yanker from Yankton”
 Westbrook- “Best Western”

But I agree, Colt 45 fits best for Colton.

by MinnMarchDTF on Dec 4, 2008 11:29 PM CST reply actions   0 recs

Devoe

Air Canada or Canadian Sensation

An 18 year old nicknamed after malt liquor just doesn’t seem the best.

by From The Barn on Dec 5, 2008 7:04 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

Let me compile a little

Locks
Nolen – Absolute Zero
Iverson – Colt 45

Up for Debate – my personal favs…
DJ – Chairman of the Boards
Busch – What Else
Joseph – Air Canada
Carter – Little Rock (The Rock from Little Rock is too long, but Little Rock works imo)

Needs Work
Hoffarber – the Mayor is bad, the Hoff is lame
Westbrook – Best Western isn’t bad, but this one might be tough
Abu-Shamala – how about Jamal my feet are slower than a camal Abu-Shamala
Jon Williams – can we call him bench?
Sampson – RSIII is acceptable and easy but not exactly creative.

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Dec 5, 2008 8:50 AM CST reply actions   0 recs

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