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Around SBN: Miikka Kiprusoff Wins 300th Game, Buffalo Crushes Boston

Let's Celebrate the Gopher win over Wisconsin with a Haiku

 

 

Three straight for the Gophs

No Big Ten Title for Bo

Tubby Owns Bo Ryan :)

 

 

 

Think you've got a better haiku?  Show me!  Remember that a Haiku consists of three lines with 5, 7 and 5 syllabus in each.

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Bo knows failure here
Drunken Sconi tears bring joy
Wisconsin still sucks

Everyone fails. The successful learn from their failures. I just wish we'd quit giving ourselves so many learning opportunities.

by WhiteSpeedReceiver on Feb 18, 2010 10:39 PM CST reply actions  

:)

:)

what you say here can, and will, be used against you

by GopherNation on Feb 18, 2010 10:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Students had it right
Fuck Bo Ryan says it all
Victory is sweet

by GoAUpher on Feb 18, 2010 11:25 PM CST reply actions  

No place like The Barn
To end a string of losses
Still suck on the road

by Maroon and Old on Feb 18, 2010 11:31 PM CST reply actions  

5-7-6?

And G-Nation, these haikus were all better than your since at least we adhered to the 5-7-5 rule.

by Maroon and Old on Feb 18, 2010 11:32 PM CST reply actions  

F8ck Bo rah rah rah
I’m glad westy shamed Trevon Hughes
I hate you Wisco

Didn’t really care for Bo trying to extend the game as I was hoping to get home before 11PM, so I thought the dunk was fair game. Was a little emarassed our bright students couldn’t come up with a better chant. LIke “Give back Christmas” or “God loves ugly”.

by eazydp on Feb 18, 2010 11:41 PM CST reply actions  

I hate Wisconsin
Bo Ryan Sucks Maroon Balls
Bucky Badger? Dead

by Freealonzo on Feb 19, 2010 8:19 AM CST reply actions  

Christmas came early
A loss is nice gift for Bo
The Grinch has been served

"If we got to we're going to crawl in this locker room. And on our back is going to be an axe..."

by buddylee853 on Feb 19, 2010 9:21 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

A tear in Bo’s eye
Watching the celebration
Called Gopher Nation

by Narby on Feb 19, 2010 9:38 AM CST reply actions  

As Glen Sonmor says
Take that you stinkin’ Badgers
Better dead than red

by gophersports on Feb 19, 2010 9:42 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

Take notes, Tim Brewster,
Minnesota loves to win,
Against Wisconsin.

Also,

Westbrook looks to dunk,
Bo and Sconnies are all punks,
Put it in their eye!

by jmag on Feb 19, 2010 10:07 AM CST reply actions  

Three straight, Sconies!
Trevon? Bohannon? So what?
Now I want the AX!!

The Barn: A tribute
to all that is holy, where
evil is vanquished

Quit your crying, Red.
Want rude? Check out Camp Randall.
F-bombs abound there

by mnHorn on Feb 19, 2010 10:28 AM CST reply actions  

Bah, haiku schmeiku!
For all the land knows just this:
Bucky is my bitch. :)

"If we got to we're going to crawl in this locker room. And on our back is going to be an axe..."

by buddylee853 on Feb 19, 2010 11:15 AM CST via mobile reply actions  

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