Stop.  Really.  Just stop.  You're not good at all.  Except for Sid, none of you really seem to have any idea what's going on at the University of Minnesota.  And while Sid may know what's going on, he's gotten to the point where he's a few croûtons short of a salad.

PA:  He doesn't seem to know anything about sports at all.  He is in his position because a) he's decent at calling horse races and got a job at Canterbury and b) the people of Minnesota elected Jesse Ventura governor.  His only asset is the access he has to the Vikings.

Jim Souhan:  Has already been discussed this week.  I can't really do better.

Myron Medcalf:  Yeah, I'm not going to start.  It's like shooting retarded fish in a barrel.

Common Man: Well, you seem to know something about sports, but you seem to have more fun joking about everything.  So really, stick to the 15-year old schtick and don't try to be a journalist.

Dan Barriero: We get it.  You think you know everything, and you'd rather talk about news than sports.  Ok.  Just do us a favor and talk about news instead of sports.  We all know you're not even trying anymore.

Patrick Reusse: It's ok.  Baseball season is right around the corner.  I'll listen to what you have to say as long as you stick to baseball.  You're really quite outstanding at it.

If there are any other people who have weighed in on anything Gopher-related in the last few weeks, feel free to add them in.  The little vein in the back of my head is starting to stick out.