This Big Ten primer for Nebraska is absolutely priceless...

Q: Why do Penn State players wear black shoes?
A: Reportedly, coach Joe Paterno believes it makes his players look slower, which is not true. Bowl games do.

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As for you, Nebraska, the Big Ten is really going to take an instant dislike to you. Why? Saves time.

Certainly a funny ready.

• Phil Miller also noticed that the in-state kids are warming up to Jerry Kill.
• Husker Extra takes a long look at Da'Jon McKnight.
• Yahoo Sports ranks the 10 Big Ten basketball players with the best shot at being drafted next year. The Gophers, make sure you are sitting down for this, have three players on the list. How would a team with three of the ten players most likely to be drafted not be in the conversation to win the conference? The answer is because two of these guys will not be drafted if they don't significantly improve, and if they do improve then we might be finishing near the top of the conference.
• SBN Indiana gives us a rundown of each team's expectations heading into the Big Ten Media Days.