Well, crisis averted. We were very close to the Gopher fanbase turning into this:
And to be clear, it would have been well deserved. I mean, this is ALASKA EFFING ANCHORAGE we're talking about. But, thanks to this guy...
...we get to breathe a sigh of relief and put the CRANKY BOURBONS back in the bottle. Gotta save them for the CELEBRATION BOURBONS that we'll need after the Indiana game, right? Yes there were details about this game I could recap. No they are not important. We should have lost. We did not. That's the story. Time to move on.
/ENDS POST WITH OBLIGATORY "A WIN IS A WIN" REFERENCE.