Some of you (cough Marshmoose cough) already know about the GIF Oracle, likely because there are SB Nation sites who turned it on faster than we did. It's at this point that you may be asking:
The GIF Oracle works to bring sports gifs of exceptional quality into SB Nation comment threads.
The GIF Oracle can reply to your comment with a GIF from it's database. You can request a GIF from a specific category or just request a random GIF. To request a GIF from The GIF Oracle simply post a comment that says "@oracle gif me" or "@oracle gif me (category name)". Find out all of the available gif categories by visiting the link in this profile page.
The GIF Oracle is a living database. As new GIFs are discovered, either through SB Nation's This Week In GIFs series or elsewhere, the best ones will be added to the Oracle. When appropriate, new categories and pages will be created.
If you know of a particular GIF that you believe merits inclusion to the GIF Oracle, please email the GIF Oracle. Please note that doctored GIFs are ineligible for consideration. This is a place of unadulterated athletic spectacle.
The GIF Oracle was created by SB Nation Featured Contributor Jon Bois and has been brought to life in the SB Nation comments by the Vox Product Team. Jon has done his best to credit all gifs appropriately. If you see one that is misattributed, please email the GIF Oracle.
WHAT ABOUT US BRAINDEAD SLOBS?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
WERE YOU SENT HERE BY THE DEVIL?
No good sir I'm on the level.
Wait, where was I again? Oh yes, the Oracle.
So, ya know, use it and stuff. =)