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After an extended holiday hiatus, the gnomes return to mock the rest of the B1G.

The change of sports seasons has forced the gnomes to focus on an odd indoor game played with a round ball.

Well, the NCAA regular season has come and gone for the gnomes of the B1G lands. But fear not loyal readers, the gnomes will not disappear underground like some sort of groundhog waiting for...

Capt. Curt's IO_A all-stars strike again, Indiana forgets how defense works, and Northwestern is Northwestern.

The gnomes don't even know what to say anymore. Lets get to a bowl and make something out of this fail parade of a B1G season.

Y U NO HAVE SB NATION BLOG ILLINOIZ? Oh...wait...

NEEEERRRRRRDDDSSSSSS!!!!!!!! GET THE NERDS!!!!!!!! Oh yes...that's right. On to the only Gopher gnome moderated roundup on the interwebs!

The only Gopher gnome moderated B1G roundup on the internet recaps week 5 in the B1G. The gnomes also share their plans for Gopher Rose Bowl domination.

Gophers Hold Off Northwestern

Likely Starters Stats and Ranks