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BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST, EPISODE TWO: FORNELLI, NOT FOUR NELLYS
No, it's Fornelli. That's four Nellys. On World Championship Wrestling. After a couple of technical difficulties, we present the long-awaited second episode of Black Heart Gold Podcast, in which your intrepid hosts crack wise with blogger nonparaleil Tom Fornelli. Tom is the founder and editor...
Dr. Strangename, Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Paki-Bomb
Okay. So it's been a full season since the original Paki Scare. That whole situation ended well, right? We worried, but we didn't need to, because everything worked out just perfectly, yessir. And so here it is before the 2009 season, and here we are again. Hampton re-tweaks the same wheel he was...
BLACK HEART GOLD PODCAST, EPISODE 1: THE PHANTOM MOREHOUSE
Tonight we unveil our newest creation: Black Heart Gold Podcast, wherein we get together once a week to make the same jokes we make in print, only now they're recorded so you can hear our voices! Well, at least some of our voices; for episode one, Oops Pow Surprise joins the festivities from a...
I'm About To Blow Your Mind
Okay, you know how people are all down on Todd Lickliter for the poor performance of the basketball team over the last couple years? And then The Day of the Wailing and Gnashing of the Teeth? You know how people don't think he'll go down in history as a Hawkeye legend? Our question to you is......
This New Field Is Stupid
As you might recall, Iowa is replacing the Legendary Kinnick Stadium* field after last year's total debacle of an ISU game. Well, we're happy to announce that Iowa has released the new field design, and here it is! Okay, that's not true. I mean, yes, that is Kinnick, but they're not going full...
Black Heart Gold Political Cartoons, Volume 1
Todd Lickliter says "sometimes it's a little dark before the dawn." Perhaps that's not the most apt analogy.
Tribute to a Friend and a Great American Hero
First of all, it's been a rough week. Downright shitty, in fact. Ken O'Keefe and I have a long, storied history together and it's difficult for me to put into words exactly what he means to me. That's why I've compiled a video of some of the special moments we've spent together. I hope you...
Two Things
I guess neither of these have to do with Iowa sports, but until we start getting some numbers back from the combine, like, what the hell are we supposed to do? Research? Pfft. 1) I'm not the only one who makes excessively vulgar passwords at work, right? 2) I think I want to start a band that's...
Kinnick Stadium Getting A Brazilian?
All right, friends; we back like Podolak. Thanks for all your tech help. It was completely ignored. There are certain things I want in life. Actually, "want" is the wrong word. There are certain things that I desperately crave even though I know I can't have them. They include but are not limited...
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