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The Texas Leviathan: Why We Must Stomp the Aggies
In Leviathan, Thomas Hobbes famously described the plight of man in his natural state, uninformed and uncivilized. He said: “In such condition, there is no place for industry, because the fruit thereof is uncertain: and consequently no culture of the earth, no navigation, nor use of the...
Practice Report From The Asset
Sorry for the belated practice report but I just got home from Milwaukee, which is Algonquin for "The Good Land." Algonquins must have been drunks in my opinion (no racist), because everyone in that goddamn city drinks like a fish. But I regress, and so does my liver. On to Texas Football via...
Practice Report From The Asset--Show Me Style
I had a chance to catch up with The Asset to talk about what's going on with the Longhorns in practice and from a team standpoint this last week. That has to be welcome news to those like me who are weary from all of the off the field bombshells being dropped in college football these last few...
Quick Tidbit From The Asset
From the guy who first told you Shipley wouldn't play against Texas Tech, there's some much better news on that front. Jaxon Shipley participated in practice yesterday and looks like he will be a go for Saturday against Mizzou according to The Asset. The true freshman didn't compete in contact...
Practice Report From The Asset
Ash got the most reps again this week and he made the most of his opportunities. If you follow @Recruitocosm on Twitter, you already know that Ash had his best practice as a starter and is starting make some of the throws that make a difference at the position. It’s all about what he does on the...
Mondays In the Humidor With The Big Cigar
Finally was able to catch up with El Cohiba Grande after a three week hiatus. The Cigar had some thoughts on Ash packages and QB’s ash-ing in general, but he also rolled up with some attrition news, which, depending on your perspective may be a good or bad thing. If you’ve been paying attention...
Week 8 Sundry: Texas Tech Edition
It's meltdown time Yes, every once in a while you need to read something other than Barking Carniecosm for daily sustenance. And if you're not familiar with this feature at rollbamaroll, you're missing out. BRING BACK FRAN!!! Fran knew how to protect a pussy defense. Sherman calls 0 like his D is...
Team Report From The Asset
Sorry it’s been a while guys, but I’ve been real busy in Nueva York. I was able to catch up with both the Big Cigar and The Asset while sitting in La Guardia, but I’m going to hold off on the Cigar stuff until he gives me the go ahead. So the team report is going to have to do going into...
Boone Pickens Barry Switzer: Having Fun at Texas Expense
Boone Pickens is feeling pretty good these days. His $165 million investment into Oklahoma State athletics is paying the kind of dividends he had hoped for. Pickens was in Oklahoma City Yesterday to attend the Jim Thorpe Association's Leadership Luncheon and he was in a storytelling mood. He talked...
A Practice and a Program Update From The Asset
No Big Cigar this week because of some of the heat he took from the Case McCoy disclosure so we’ll take a respite from the humidor. Look, especially for those that don’t know, we were told that there were some issues with how Case handled the OU game down the stretch and we hinted at that in...





