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6/4 Sundry: Saturday Sporting Grab Bag
It's June, which means we have less than three months until football. 8-4 never sounded so good. Our interns decided to show up to work for the first time in a few weeks and spent all Friday scouring the Internet for porn interesting links guaranteed to chew away the minutes until Taylor Jungmann...
Kate Gosselin Evaluates The Rookie QB Class
I look to Dallas for a half dozen things: big city attitude paired with small town ignorance, Clipper Cooper Junior League raffle escapades, leading innnovations in vagina tightening laser surgery and anal bleaching, hot girls with psychiatric disorders, a thriving telecom industry, and NFL QB...
Today's Sign of the Impending Apocalypse: Dale Hansen Defending Jerry Jones
Earlier this week an over-served Jerry Jones became the latest YouTube hero after being caught on a cell phone in a bar dissing Bill Parcels and Tim Tebow. After the video became a viral sensation, WFAA-Ch. 8 in Dallas showed the (edited) cell phone video on their highly-rated newscasts. And that...
Jon Gruden Calls Colt McCoy 215 Pounds Of Tungsten Potassium Nitrate
I like extremely enthusiastic people, even when they're occasionally full of shit, which explains my fondness for Ted Nugent, Gus Johnson, a bulldog riding a skateboard, and Jon Gruden. Gruden is expert at glowering into cameras, doing mundane daily activities in nearly orgasmic ecstacy, and...
Corch Urban Meyer's New Heart Healthy Low Stress Approach To Coaching
It seems to involve berating beat reporters for quoting Meyer's players. Pull my finger. Also, be sure to check this video out. When asked to comment Mack Brown replied, "Jesus. That's why you get yourself a Cleve Bryant. That guy would be sleeping with Luca Brasi." Seriously, can Tim Tebow just...
Once Smitten, Twice Shy
A pre-Wonderlic smiting was rendered to our favorite fundamentalist adherent. Per a league source, after the person administering the test to Tebow's group had finished, Tebow made a request that the players bow their heads in prayer before taking the 50-question exam I wonder how that will be...
Colt McCoy: Smarter Than An Apostle, Dumber Than An Okie
The Wonderlic scores have been leaked and when something like this happens, I pretty much always blame the British and Germans. Yes, the Zimmerman Telegram still burns in my memory. I suppose you'd forgotten? Anyway, what the Wonderlic definitively proves is an individual's intelligence. There...
What are they asked to do?
Over at MarchtoMarch "Kevin Berger", or Trips Right as he might more accurately be known, gave us the best of the weekend from the national scene in the form of a starting 5 and 6th man. Not a coherent starting 5 (forwards, center, etc) but a nice recap of the more important performances of the...
Tebow's dad helps Florida recruit?
Last week GamecockCentral.com, Rivals' South Carolina site, put up an article on their blog saying that Urban Meyer used religion to gain the commitment of defensive tackle Sharrif Floyd. Coaches talk about their religion all the time with players and recruits, but this was different. Much...
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