NOOO! NOT THE FULMER CUP!! Things are getting bad when we sit near the top of the Fulmer Cup Standings. Here is how we have earned our points thus far... --Two felonies at three points each --Three misdemeanors at one point each --Bonus point for attempting to flee on a moped --Bonus point for multiple approximately concurrent arrests with a teammate. In all seriousness, this has got to stop. It is embarrassing.