The Twelve Days of (Gopher) Christmas

Merry Christmas everybody! I hope you all are enjoying your holiday season! Here is a little bit of Gopher themed merriment for a day away from sports.

By GoAUpher@GoAUpher Dec 25, 2012, 9:25am CST

If you're looking for serious Gopher news then you've come here on the wrong day. For one more day I'm going to pretend like Gopher sports don't exist and enjoy my vacation with my family. However, I didn't want to be a Grinch, so here's a little something I whipped up in advance of the holiday to tide everyone over until the Gophers once again fill us with joy (yep, it's the season of glass half full). So here is my gift to you: The Twelve Days of (Gopher) Christmas. It is of course based on The Twelve Days of Christmas. If you don't know The Twelve Days of Christmas then I say Bah-Humbug to you! For everyone else, I'm writing it out like it's the final verse of the song because I'm not going to subject you to having to read it written in the normal repetitive format. I'd like to entertain all of you, not drive you to another corner of the blogosphere. If you're dead set on reading it the long, repetitive format then I trust that you're smart enough to do so on your own. =) In the meantime, enjoy!