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There is a time for the sharing of my own Spring Game reactions. This is not that time. This is the moment where the Gophers are down 5-3 to Union in the 3rd period and I need to distract myself from the SMASH SMASH SMASH urges. It is in that spirit that I bring you the 140 character (or less) philosophizing of our very own Matt H.
GOLDEN-I
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
God damnit Berk
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
This staff’s development of CBs is remarkable, especially given the last 10+ years of Gopher football.
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Scott Ekpe ate a man
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Communication between C and RG was completely off, Ekpe came untouched.
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
OPRIME
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
I’m gonna miss Hageman :(((((
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Oh @TheDailyGopher, make sure you catch the BTN2GO replay. A certain former QB is on analysis...
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Consequence of having 5 DL not playing today is Jephete Matilus moves down to a stand-up DE/LB. Nice backside pursuit, could be good spot
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Yeah Berk is fast
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Spring game passing pic.twitter.com/mSPijvsH3G
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Jonah Pirsig is a huge man #ANALYSIS
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Jonah also just got worked. Angst.
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
@BenjaminJDawson I’ve got my eye on Shooter’s chair
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
This spring game is field goal pr0n, so basically every B1G spring game ever. Practice how you play!!! /sobs
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Bo Pelini walked out of the tunnel at the spring game and held up his cat! @FauxPelini Best day ever. pic.twitter.com/jxHaDThlnh
— Stewart Mandel (@slmandel) April 12, 2014
Now we're ready for the #Huskers Spring Game. pic.twitter.com/XYUrYvMael
— Nebraska Huskers (@Huskers) April 12, 2014
Don’t make me start to like you, Mr. Pelini
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
@TheDailyGopher All bottles!
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
I think every throw Streveler has attempted has been a jump pass...
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
As program builds depth, Kill’s spring games are increasing about who *doesn’t* play versus who does.
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
8 potential starters, plus BBC and Wells, sat on defense. Antonio Johnson got 1-2 series, max.
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Goodger and Maxx didn’t play on offense. Game was really all about seeing the younger players, positive sign that they have good depth
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
I’m continually impressed by the job @JaySawvel does recruiting and developing CBs.
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
Myrick and Marcus Jones were in great position today, and made the QBs earn their completions. DBs are deepest I’ve ever seen at MN
— MVofDINKYTOWN BURNS (@MVofDT) April 12, 2014
And there you have it. The Spring Game according to Matt via the magic that is BTN2Go.