So I guess I erred when I didn't post my prediction that we'd win despite only completing 1 pass. I'm such an idiot. Should have put that up. Because I was totally thinking that on Friday. Seriously. Trust me.
PREDICTION: Gophers rush for 300 yards.
You're welcome everyone.
PREDICTION: Theiren Cockran gets his first sack.
I AM ON A ROLL! TIME TO GO FOR THE TRIFECTA!
PREDICTION: [GOPHER QB] completes 57% of his passes.
Ryan Santoso gets his first FG and all of his kicks are touchbacks.
REALITY: I got the field goal part right. Not so much on the touchbacks (though when he did kick it deep it was out of the endzone deep).
Donovahn Jones gets to touch the ball.
REALITY: Oh come on. I'll say it again. Limey, seriously man?
HOPE: NO ONE GETS HURT.
REALITY: Well ok then. Bout time.
HOPE: No Minnesota turnovers.
REALITY: One day. One day.
HOPE: We see something in the offensive playcalling that suggests the coaches are willing to go after the edge.
REALITY: Well, we went there. Not through the means I hoped and possibly because the opposing DE's were horrid, but we went there.
HOPE: The Big Ten burns again.
REALITY: The exact opposite. Except for Michigan. And frankly, that's more than enough BURN BURN BURN for all of us. Also, kind of nice to see Indiana get a nice win for once.