NOTE: I'm not 100% sure this is from today. In fact, it's probably not. But I'm going to assume it is because that would be awesome.
Now that's how you work the phones on National Signing Day! Hopefully Coach isn't sitting on The Chair though...I don't think that would work out so well (though it might help them get the Bits Of Chair part to be more accurate I suppose).
As for the Bell? It might actually be useful, as the interns could ring it every time a fax came in.