I'm turning this over to Black Heart Gold Pants...

That's Drew Ott. That's a raw egg in its shell. That's said egg going into Mr. Ott's mouth and sir what are you—oh god—no that's not how you egg—oh god.

Drew Ott's uncle is at fault and is a terrible person. I guess that's why he was named a Big Ten West "Player to Watch" today? Click through for the video.