The best Coach Kill related tweets from this morning!
Jerry Kill's press conference started out with big news before it even...well...started.
I asked Jerry Kill about opening w/TCU: "We need it to snow. We’re going to ship in some artificial snow"— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) July 31, 2015
I believe that Jerry has a dastardly plan in the works!
LRT: We can do it. We have the technology. pic.twitter.com/rSdkdcHXUM— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
Coach Kill is a busy man.
Coach Kill goes right to the questions. No opening statement.— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
Jerry Kill is a Gopher through and through.
When I see Jerry Kill I remember telling him @edsbs said he looked like a Golden Gopher. "That's kind of funny. I take it as a compliment"— Brett McMurphy (@McMurphyESPN) July 31, 2015
Jerry Kill would support an early signing day for recruiting. Hopes there can be a workable model in the next year.— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) July 31, 2015
This man has a point, but his methods are distasteful.
There's a dude on this planet whose birth name is Jerry Kill. That's so hardcore we had to trap him in Minnesota to counteract all that cool— Victor Sage (@VictorSage) July 31, 2015
Not everyone was happy to see Coach Kill sans mustache.
Seeing Jerry Kill without a mustache is like when your dad suddenly shaves his facial hair without you expecting it. Grow it back, Jerry.— Robin Washut (@RobinWashut) July 31, 2015
Coach Kill has no time for preseason rankings.
Minnesota coach Jerry Kill: "We firmly believe we'll be more athletic and a better football team." Picked as a B1G dark horse by Tribune.— Shannon Ryan (@sryantribune) July 31, 2015
Kill also dropped a BOMBSHELL.
In unexpected news, Kill says Leidner is a year old. Big if true.— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
There was an inevitable seizure question.
Seriously though, if you search Twitter this is THE TOPIC from Kill's presser get all the play. It's called Google everyone, you would have this information already if you used it.
FACILITIESMAS TALK was next.
Kill says the facilities project will start in Sept/Oct. Says it was probably football holding it up to make it perfect.— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
That last part about it being FB's fault probably isn't quite accurate (see: track relocation).— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
And the snow. THE ARTIFICIAL SNOW!
Kill on TCU game: "We're going to bring in a little bit of artificial snow in there." pic.twitter.com/rlqCUKhkYH— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
My fake quotes can't top the real Jerry Kill. https://t.co/Bx9t2Lgnd0— Ben Dawson (@BenjaminJDawson) July 31, 2015
Jerry Kill is saying they'll bring in some artificial snow for the TCU game. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE DILLY BARS?— Matt Brown (@MattSBN) July 31, 2015
Really wish Jerry Kill wasn't joking about bringing in artificial snow for the Minnesota - TCU game.— MGoShoe (@MGoShoe) July 31, 2015
Jerry Kill, coach of Minn, said team will bring in “artificial snow” to home field in Week 1 matchup vs. TCU. Now that’s a master strategist— Matt Martell (@mmartell728) July 31, 2015
Our crack scientists are working hard to see if such a thing can be accomplished. Given the fact a Winter Olympics was held at a beach resort town we suspect the only problem is securing Russian Oil money.
The people of Nebraska love them some Jurry.
Jerry Kill is trending in Omaha.. he has a lot of respect in Nebraska— Darin Rezac (@drezac97) July 31, 2015
A travesty. Simply a travesty.
No Dilly Bar Dan questions yet for Jerry Kill. pic.twitter.com/xa7afyYi5Y— Michael Bruntz (@michaelbruntz) July 31, 2015
Coach was keeping cool under the media's glare.
Meanwhile Jerry Kill under pressure to repeat as B1G COY seems rather calm knowing Urban Meyer has no chance.— NOTSCColumbus (@NOTSCColumbus) July 31, 2015
Of course the inevitable happened (no, not another seizure question)...
Ah yes, the traditional Coach Kill "not enough questions" pause.— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
WHY IS THERE AWKWARD SILENCE ASK ABOUT THE MARYLAND I— Vico (@ourhonordefend) July 24, 2013
Coach Kill knows what the next brick is.
Minnesota's Jerry Kill on reaching the next level: We've have three trophies but we don't have the Axe, the one we need.— Scott Dochterman (@ScottDochterman) July 31, 2015
GIANT HUMAN TALK.
Jerry Kill just said the Gophers have a 6-foot-10 tight end. That’s really tall.— Eric Seger (@EricSeger33) July 31, 2015
BERK GETTING BIGGER.
#Gophers coach Jerry Kill is pleased that running back Berkley Edwards has put on about a dozen pounds to exceed 200.— Andy Greder (@andygreder) July 31, 2015
Coach Kill is a verbal ninja.
First Dodged Question of the Day Award goes to Jerry Kill. Reporter: “No huddle offense?” Kill: “We’re changing up offense.” Good Talk— Matt Martell (@mmartell728) July 31, 2015
Not everyone was happy with the questions.
Another year, another failure to probe Jerry Kill about the Maryland I. And you so-called "journalists" call yourselves professionals...— Vico (@ourhonordefend) July 31, 2015
The Coach Kill moments didn't stop there.
Harbaugh: "My dad has always said that Jerry Kill was one of the best coaches he coached against."— JoeChristensen (@JoeCStrib) July 31, 2015
LRT: HARBAUGH CALLING YOU OLD JURRY.— The Daily Gopher (@TheDailyGopher) July 31, 2015
A good presser was had by all.