It’s only 66 days until Minnesota Football

Hello friends! Did you know that it’s only 3(11+11) days until Minnesota Football is here? Also, we’re now requiring you to do math. Biology is next Golden Geomyidae fans!

Here’s some things to ponder as you consider pelting me with food:

• There’s no one on the roster with the number of 66. I’m doing the best I can here.
• The family Geomyidae includes 5 genera and around 35 species. They are found only in North and Central America.
• If we’re being even more correct I should probably be referring to us as Golden Spermophilus Tridecemilineatus fans

This is the part where you science and math majors tell me all the ways I’m doing this wrong.