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NOTE: In case you didn’t hear, next weekend’s edition of ESPN College Gameday is going to Times Square instead of a college campus and people are #madonline. If you’re a millennial you’re not going to get this joke without going here first.
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SCENE: A group of college football fans sit around Twitter while avoiding their real jobs. Cookie (the College Gameday producer) is working on announcing where the 9/23 edition of Gameday will be held. The fans on Twitter are getting excited for this announcement.
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CFB fan #1: “Hey Cookie, do you know what campus College Gameday is going to broadcast from next week?”
Cookie:
/looks at his list
//sees Gameday is headed to New York City
///shrugs
////sends out tweet
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CFB fan #1: (disgusted) “This ain’t a college campus!”
Cookie: “What’s the difference?”
CFB fan #1: (super preachy, so you know he’s a Penn State fan) “Cookie, ESPN College Gameday is produced best on college campuses, with drunk fans and cheerleaders and funny signs that know what Gameday is supposed to look like.”
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CFB fan #2: (confused, so you know he’s a Rutgers fan) “Next week’s show is in...New York City?”
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ALL THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL FANS ON TWITTER: (/angry) “NEW YORK CITY?!?!?”
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CFB fan #3: (super #madonline, so he’s definitely an Iowa fan) “Drag him.”
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