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Opening thoughts
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IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
WITH THE PADS ALL A POPPING
AND VENDORS PREPARING TO SELL ALL THE BEER
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
IT’S THE HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL
WITH THOSE SKI-U-MAH! GREETINGS AND FUN GOLDY MEETINGS
ON THE NORTHROP MALL
IT’S THE HAP-HAPPIEST SEASON OF ALL
THERE’LL BE TAILGATES FOR HOSTING
BUCKY BADGERS FOR TOASTING
AND ROUSERS OUT IN THE BANK
THERE’LL BE SCARY LOSS STORIES
AND TALES OF THE GLORIES OF
GOPHER TEAMS LONG LONG AGO
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
THERE’LL BE MUCH CELEBRATING
AND HEARTS WILL BE GLOWING
WHEN ROSES ARE NEAR
IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR
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Gnome #TAKES
No #TAKES today, the Gnomes started Googling rabbits and are lost in the cute rabbit internet.
When & Where
Date: Thursday, August 29th
Kickoff Time: 8 pm CT
Where: TCF Bank Stadium, Minneapolis, MN
Watch & Listen
TV: Fox Sports 1
Streaming Video: Fox Sports (dot) com (or the Fox Sports app)
Radio: KOOL 108 (107.9 in the Twin Cities) and the Gopher Radio Network (Radio Affiliates).
Streaming Audio: Locate KOOL 108 on IHeartRadio (or the IHeartRadio app for your mobile device)
Satellite Radio:
- Sirius: 78 (Streaming 957)
- XM: 195 (Streaming 957)
- SiriusXM: 195 (Streaming 957)
Odds
Spread: Currently Minnesota by 15.5-16.5
O/U: 56
Weather Forecast
Cooler, but clear and just a beautiful night to kick off college football as the sun sets behind the Minneapolis skyline.
The Enemy
Where Are They From? Brookings, SD
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All Time Series: 7-0 in favor of Minnesota.
Last Game: 16-13 win for the Gophers in 2009.
SB Nation Blog: Underdog Dynasty
This Season: NA
Keys to the game
- Establish the run. Minnesota’s offensive line outweighs the SDSU defensive front by the weight of the Jackrabbit’s middle linebacker. Run it up. Leave no doubt.
- Don’t get hurt. I cannot stress this one enough.
- HAVE FUN! I mean this for everyone. Football is back!
How afraid am I?
On a scale of 1 to 5 “Brewsters on his face” (1 being not a afraid, 5 being very afraid)?
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Keeping it old school this week. I’m only 1 Brew afraid of SDSU. I’ll say the same thing I said about Miami (OH) last year...even HE beat the Jackrabbits.
Prediction
Minnesota 37 - SDSU 14