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Opening thoughts
You know what? Life is pain. That’s what the season is reminding us.
(What an optimistic start to this post.)
Gnome #TAKES
To feel good about the game, Jeff Brohm’s face must be made to look like this.
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The gnomes don’t care if that’s because Rashod Bateman scores a bunch or if it’s because Mo runs for like 400 yards. This Gophers defense cannot be relied upon so that means the offense must give us angry Brohm face.
When & Where
Date: Friday, November 20th
Kickoff Time: 6:30 pm CT
Where: TCF Bank Stadium
Watch & Listen
TV: Big Ten Network
Streaming Video: FoxSports.com
Radio: KFAN (100.3 FM in the Twin Cities) and the Gopher Radio Network (Radio Affiliates).
Streaming Audio: Locate KFAN on IHeartRadio (or the IHeartRadio app for your mobile device)
Satellite Radio:
- Sirius: 137 (Streaming 957)
- XM: 195 (Streaming 957)
- SiriusXM: 195 (Streaming 957)
Odds
Spread: Currently Purdue by 2 or 2.5
O/U: 60.5-62
Weather Forecast
I mean, it’ll basically be freezing at kickoff but for November that seems pretty reasonable. Plus, no precipitation.
The Enemy
Where Are They From? West Lafayette, IN
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Land of the giant Drew Brees bobblehead.
All Time Series: 39-33-3 in favor of Minnesota. Minnesota has a 2 game win streak.
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Last Game: A 38-31 win in West Lafayette last year.
SB Nation Blog: Hammer and Rails
This Season: 2-1, having missed a game due to Wisconsin’s bout with COVID.
Keys to the game
- Remember that we are supposed to have a good offense. For the love of god please use a game plan that plays to ALL of the team’s strengths, not just the one you decided to focus on this week.
- Turn of the TV if you don’t want to watch anymore. This one is for the fans. It’s been a crappy year, don’t make it worse if you don’t want to. No one is making you watch.
How afraid am I?
On a scale of 1 to 5 “Brewsters on his face” (1 being not a afraid, 5 being very afraid)?
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Goodness, I guess I’m 4 Brewsters being barreled down upon by a herd of trains afraid? I mean, what is fear at this point anyway?
Prediction
Minnesota 31- Purdue 27
Hahahahahahahahahaha I’m just picking numbers with no logic at this point. #chaosseason